Re: Polar Bears

From: Elmer Hanhart (hanharte@SWBell.net)
Date: Sun Sep 20 1998 - 20:00:23 EDT


Robert Trottmann wrote:
>
> I'll make it a point to check simple grammar and spelling from now on. :-)
> So, quite the animal lover up there, huh? So does your Dakota have enough
> power to haul the polar bears around, or do they stay home? So do y'all call
> the trunk and hood the boot and the bonnet like they do in England? (I
> remembered to capitalize this time) And you think that fish and chips doesn't
> involve Ruffles, don't you?
> Well, at least when we make Canada a state, those Texan's will shut up about
> being big. With Canada in first, and Alaska in second, Texas will be nothing.
> :-)
> Maybe if I had been in Canada when I dented my hood, it would have been so cold
> that the hood would have shattered. Hmmmm..cool.
> Later,
> Robert
>
> Rob Agnew wrote:
>
> > >Date: Fri, 18 Sep 1998 16:25:36 -0500
> > >From: Robert Trottmann <rotrottmann@davidson.edu>
> > >Subject: Re: DML: A little late night Dak trivia...
> >
> > >Thank you for putting the "I'm not pissed" sentence, I was getting worried
> > toward
> > >the end of the last paragraph. Don't worry, I like Canada, having the
> > largest
> > >unprotected boarder in the world is pretty cool, and I know you all are
> > normal,
> > >'cause you drive Dakotas.
> > >Do you have a pet polar bear?
> > >Later,
> > >Robert
> >
> > Robert:
> >
> > I'm really surprised that you would ask that question. Of course most
> > Canadians keep Polar Bears in the small igloo along with the sled dogs and
> > the Dakota. They're a wee bit difficult to train, but during the 24 hour
> > winter nights, we have nothing else to do but make kids and train animals
> > by the light of whale oil lamps.
> >
> > I also keep a flock of Bald Eagles which I export to the US...big bucks.
> > My neighbour (spelled correctly) raises wolves which he sells to your parks
> > service.
> >
> > What is the name of that unprotected boarder? Where does he/she live? Have
> > to get the mounties in their red coats to sing their way over and offer
> > some protection.
> >
> > By the way, I was born in Canada and Clan Agnew is Scottish.
> >
> > Laugh Robert .... I'm only funnin' ya!
> >
> > Rob Agnew
> > ragnew@islandnet.com
> >
> > Victoria, B.C.
> > Canada
>
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Hey y'all dont start pokin' fun at us Texan's, now!
Well, time to go rotate my horses shoes.

Erich "never roped a steer in his gall darn life" Hanhart



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