Sorry this isn't related to Dakota's, just thought that this might give
you all some laughs!!
50 WAYS TO KILL KENNY
1. Douse him in kerosene and light him up 2. Drop him off of a cliff 3.
Impale him on a forklift 4. Blow his head off with a shotgun 5. Run him
over with a steamroller 6. Put him in an oil drum full of cement 7. Drop
a wrecking ball on him 8. Tear his still beating heart out with a fork 9.
Jab a lollypop through his head 10. Shoot an arrow through his heart 11.
Drop a lava ball on him 12. Drop a cow onto him 13. Operate a jackhammer
on his head 14. Slit his throat with a dull spoon 15. Use him as a
javelin target 16. Feed him to the ____roaches 17. put him in the
microwave 18. Slip cyanide into his chocolate milk 19. Pull his hood so
tight that he suffocates 20. Crazy glue his mouth and nose shut 21. Use
the "force" on him 22. Put a syringe full of heroin through his heart 23.
Seal him inside a bag of Cheezy Poofs 24. Tie him to a rock and shoot him
into space 25. Feed him to your helpful pet alligator 26. Drop him into a
meat grinder 27. Throw him into a pool of piranhas 28. Have Cartman sit
on him 29. Strangle him with the toaster cord 30. Make him listen to the
Emergency Broadcast System 31. Shoot him off of a catapult 32. Turn him
into a new pizza topping - Kenneroni 33. Pour nails down his throat 34.
Cover him in liquid gold, and let him dry - Kenny Paperweight 35. Beat
his head in with a spatula 36. Send him to the Doctor's office - Dr.
Kevorkian 37. Have Scuttlebutt weave him into a wicker basket 38. 3 words
- Hannibal the Cannibal 39. _____ slap his head off 40. Put a bead of
nails where his mattress should be 41. Bury him in the sand at the beach
42. Cover him in water and leave him outside at night - Kenny Flavored
Ice Cubes 43. Feed him sticks of dynamite 44. Use him as shark bait 45.
Put him through a jet propeller 46. Knock his head off with a golf club
47. Suffocate him with an empty bag of Snacky Cakes 48. Beat him with a
meat tenderizer 49. Strap him through the throat with a pencil 50. Staple
his head to the wall
Joe T.
Wants a 2004 CC Sport Plus 4x4 Flame Red
If only I had the money and could drive!!!!
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