Is this why we have school shootings these days?
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Joe t [SMTP:fordf-series@juno.com]
> Sent: Saturday, September 26, 1998 8:40 PM
> To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
> Subject: DML: South Park!
>
> Sorry this isn't related to Dakota's, just thought that this might
> give
> you all some laughs!!
>
> 50 WAYS TO KILL KENNY
> 1. Douse him in kerosene and light him up 2. Drop him off of a cliff
> 3.
> Impale him on a forklift 4. Blow his head off with a shotgun 5. Run
> him
> over with a steamroller 6. Put him in an oil drum full of cement 7.
> Drop
> a wrecking ball on him 8. Tear his still beating heart out with a fork
> 9.
> Jab a lollypop through his head 10. Shoot an arrow through his heart
> 11.
> Drop a lava ball on him 12. Drop a cow onto him 13. Operate a
> jackhammer
> on his head 14. Slit his throat with a dull spoon 15. Use him as a
> javelin target 16. Feed him to the ____roaches 17. put him in the
> microwave 18. Slip cyanide into his chocolate milk 19. Pull his hood
> so
> tight that he suffocates 20. Crazy glue his mouth and nose shut 21.
> Use
> the "force" on him 22. Put a syringe full of heroin through his heart
> 23.
> Seal him inside a bag of Cheezy Poofs 24. Tie him to a rock and shoot
> him
> into space 25. Feed him to your helpful pet alligator 26. Drop him
> into a
> meat grinder 27. Throw him into a pool of piranhas 28. Have Cartman
> sit
> on him 29. Strangle him with the toaster cord 30. Make him listen to
> the
> Emergency Broadcast System 31. Shoot him off of a catapult 32. Turn
> him
> into a new pizza topping - Kenneroni 33. Pour nails down his throat
> 34.
> Cover him in liquid gold, and let him dry - Kenny Paperweight 35. Beat
> his head in with a spatula 36. Send him to the Doctor's office - Dr.
> Kevorkian 37. Have Scuttlebutt weave him into a wicker basket 38. 3
> words
> - Hannibal the Cannibal 39. _____ slap his head off 40. Put a bead of
> nails where his mattress should be 41. Bury him in the sand at the
> beach
> 42. Cover him in water and leave him outside at night - Kenny Flavored
> Ice Cubes 43. Feed him sticks of dynamite 44. Use him as shark bait
> 45.
> Put him through a jet propeller 46. Knock his head off with a golf
> club
> 47. Suffocate him with an empty bag of Snacky Cakes 48. Beat him with
> a
> meat tenderizer 49. Strap him through the throat with a pencil 50.
> Staple
> his head to the wall
>
>
> Joe T.
> Wants a 2004 CC Sport Plus 4x4 Flame Red
> If only I had the money and could drive!!!!
> Fix Or Replace Daily=FORD
>
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