Re: Daks at the ATM

From: Magnum Dakota (black318dakota@yahoo.com)
Date: Mon Oct 05 1998 - 07:56:31 EDT


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA True, so true!!! Hey, when did you follow my
girlfriend!!
George

---Mike Crumley <mcrumley@airmail.net> wrote:
>
> OK people, flame away. But this is FUNNY.
>
> His And Hers ATMs
>
> HIS:
> 1. Pull up to ATM
> 2. Insert card
> 3. Enter PIN number and account
> 4. Take cash, card and receipt
>
> HER:
> 1. Pull up to ATM
> 2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
> 3. Shut off engine
> 4. Put keys in purse
> 5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
> 6. Hunt for card in purse
> 7. Insert card
> 8. Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written
> on it.
> 9. Enter PIN number
> 10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
> 11. Hit "cancel"
> 12. Re-enter correct PIN number
> 13. Check balance
> 14. Look for envelope
> 15. Look in purse for pen
> 16. Make out deposit slip
> 17. Endorse checks
> 18. Make deposit
> 19. Study instructions
> 20. Make cash withdrawal
> 21. Get in car
> 22. Check makeup
> 23. Look for keys
> 24. Start car
> 25. Check makeup
> 26. Start pulling away
> 27. STOP
> 28. Back up to machine
> 29. Get out of car
> 30. Take card and receipt
> 31. Get back in car
> 32. Put card in wallet
> 33. Put receipt in checkbook
> 34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
> 35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
> 36. Check makeup
> 37. Put car in reverse gear
> 38. Put car in drive
> 39. Drive away from machine
> 40. Travel 3 miles
> 41. Release parking brake
>

==
George J Hooper
99 R/T, regular cab, Deep Amethyst
All the toys, except pwr seats.

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