a spank a day...

From: Geoffrey Hackbart (ghack2@hotmail.com)
Date: Mon Oct 19 1998 - 02:08:33 EDT


*DANGER Will Robinson*: The following is an account of a DAK spank, if
you don't wanna read about one, delete now or forever hold your DAK.

Uncle Geoffrey's Spanked Rice

Ingredients:
1 good-looking DAK
1 ugly newer Honda Accord
1 stop light
a right turn
straight road
2 lead feet
1 upset teenager
1 glance
1 wave buh-bye

Directions:
Mix 1 good-looking DAK and 1 ugly newer Honda Accord. Mix thoroughly.
Add in the 1 stop light. Then add right turn and straight road. 1
good-looking DAK goes faster than 1 ugly Honda Accord. Then throw in the
1 upset teenager and only 1 lead foot. Then throw in the other lead
foot. Mix for a few seconds. Then throw in 1 glance and 1 wave buh-bye
simultaneously. You should notice a change in the mix of 1 g/l DAK and 1
u/n Honda Accord. The 1 g/l DAK is going to be ahead of 1 u/n Honda
Accord. Then you should see the 1 upset teenager get a little unstable,
but don't worry, that should happen anyway.

Serve with a friend in passanger seat to be witness and enjoy!!

HEHE!!
Later,
Geoffrey
~~~~~98 DAK CC 3.9L~~~~~

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