Alright, who said they wished Jules were back on the list. Stand up and take
your lashes. ;-). I know, how about we make copies of these posts where Jules
acts like an infantile butthead along with everyone's personal experiences and
send them to all the magazines that Jules advertises in so they can see how he
treats his customers. Once again, he points out how the dollar is god and sales
are all that matters(not people). What a degenerate.
Andre Mauboussin
Andre Mauboussin
Jules Glogovcsan wrote:
> ----------
> > From: Jack Hilton III <HEMI@charter.net>
> > To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
> > Subject: Re: DML: RE: Jules...Gone...I think here's why.
> > Date: Monday, October 19, 1998 12:01 AM
> >
> > I too am unhappy that Jules has chosen not to frequent us any more .
> >
> > I liked the products he offered , even though I thought that the prices
> > were way overboard .
>
> huh-uh?
>
> "ummm-mmmmm - mmmm ah-mmmm ...wazzzat....?!?"
>
> "ahhh f _ _(^$^*(&#!!" (yawns....farts several times.... and rolls over on
> the sagging couch, worn corners... an exposed spring... low dirty light...
> used penthouse centerfold... scratching his ass and... burps!
>
> LOUD!...
>
> tv in background running an all nite snow-only show...
>
> "get the door! someone is making a racket out there... ahh sh(*^%! get
> the door..."
>
> "uhh...i'll get it... fawwwk!"
>
> ...stumbles to the door... finishing up the last of the warm beer from the
> six-pac that doubled as an ashtry.... spits! - spilling the butts onto his
> wrung out sweaty, wholeie, stained t-shirt... "UGGH!" yuk-kaath!... then
> stumbles over the ashtry scattering it every *&%^-where... ahhh shit!...
> its the DML (again!)
>
> stretches and itches his balls... (uhhhggh... sticky!) yawns... "well,
> geee... guess so much attention
> woke ME up! :(
>
> ummmmm - mmmmmmm..........(VERY grouchy!....)
>
> i'm... uh-mmmm.... still here... for the party .... of, sorts.... say...
> say, there...
>
> ohh0oh...
>
> hi everybody...
>
> what's happenin' guys...?
>
> oh, who?... me... ahh-gosh... is that me?... naw.... (farts and starts to
> pick his nose....) starting to wake up...sheepsihly so...
>
> ohh, i (see) find your cute comments... fun and games... ain't no tech...
> to stretch or share...tonite?
>
> gee, who?... me!?!
>
> but I don't none' about it (farts again!) no-how... so, if the shoe fits...
>
> if it matters...
>
> Please take your business elsewhere... as many of you have gratiously
> afforded me (thanks... like mr. A....) I ahh, ahhh... ain't interested in
> none of it or any of your BS regarding how i run my party... you ain't
> invited!
>
> "naww-yaaww... naww--ya-ya... jules wasn't (very) nice to me.... tooo-day!
> :( "
>
> ........'cause i don't need any of it nor any of the smart-ass remarks...
> ("yan-ya... sticks and stones...")
>
> i ain't here to sell my wares according to your price schedules... don't do
> it... don't need to... don't have to... and I NEVER will either... because
> i run a top-flight show!! sorry... we are SOLD OUT!... you'll just have to
> stand out there in the cold windy rain....
>
> if i'm such a fuc_-off then why do my sales continue to set records month
> after month...? i don't give a flying fuc_ whether you or what you think
> of me and or my business... because only real jerks take that position...
> call summit! call anybody... don't call me... cause we are all TOO busy at
> Magnum Performance!!!
>
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
> HAHAHAHAHAHAH....... what style... geee-zus... give me a (*&^ break!
>
> why don't you guys go and tell your boss you want a reduction in pay... im
> not interested in smart asses that work to friday and are still $20 short
> on their dak note... yet i give high school kids instant house credit and a
> few adults... once in a while, too... (obvious exceptions excluded... of
> course!)
>
> unlike those of you that bitc_ about too many emails... i read or scan
> EVERYONE.... [ctl carrot L;ctl carrot R] everyday i download my company's
> orders... i find your
> business very interesting even if you do not feel the same (those same 5 or
> 6 guys thinking i should sell K&Ns for $69.95! or something) about me...
>
> i enjoy reading about your progress... trials... tribulations.... jokes...
> puns and so-called comraderie and... YOUR MISTAKES....
>
> YOUR MISTAKES....
>
> i could tell you so much...
>
> your tbi project is simply... marvelous, but full of errors, misconcptions
> and...
> mistakes... lack of experience... i could tell you SO MUCH... but hell
> would have to freeze over first... but that aside... simply marvelous... i
> love every email post of it... but my majic continues to work quite well,
> THANK YOU!!! VERY MUCH!!!from my point of view thank you...sorry to
> disappoint some of you...
>
> i respect many of your's knowledge... oft i even learn a something or two.
> i respect many of your trucks and efforts at whittleing down ets... you
> work
> so hard on them... I LIKE THEM A LOT!... i could
> tell you so much...
>
> but i am not here for those of you that think i should be. those of you
> that don't like the way i treat (ed) you... you got treated just exactly
> the way i think you should have been treated... maybe even a bit nicer...
> :) ahh go on... give me a kiss... (farts a couple of times and...
> oHHhhh... is THAT my breath?
>
> for those of you that want to thread this all thru your work clothes for
> wed... let me set the record straight...
>
> show me a post from me where i said i was opening or had a 20,000 sq ft
> shop or whatever...
> i don't work out of my house...
> if you are an asshol_, jerk or waste my time... i'll hang up, tell you to
> get fucke_ and/or simply "have customers at the counter.."
> i am EXTREMELY busy... i am EXTREMELY busy...
> i love what i do... and SO DO MY CUSTOMERS...
> i am a business... so if that offends you...
>
> don't call...
> please do not order a catalog... i need them.
> be sure... i don't want your business...i have MUCH MORE! than i think i
> deserve...
> i don't want any dml buy deals
>
> customers that conduct themselves properly are always WELCOME...
>
> alll-righty then....
>
> now, then.... i hope you will chose to email yourselves privately as i
> don't really want to read about it all... but i will (laughs SO hard...)
>
> HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.... ahhhh.... shi_!! gimme a break... show some style...
>
> thank you....
>
> and good nite (grrr... farts and burps a bit.... flips a boogar at boog's
> dim lit
> pic hung crookedly, cracked glass in the frame... up on the hallway wall...
> stumbling off to the head... arrrghhh---ralphhhhh!! misses and hits the
> floor... again! (frank... jack... you got any homey pics you can send us,
> too!?!!)
>
> accidentally pulling monitor plug out of battery back up...
>
> BLIP!
>
> lovingly yours...
>
> Jules...
> a dedicated "dml"er....
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