AUDI
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Bimbette Motor Weapon
Break My Window
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE
D*mn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!
FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Found On Russian Dump
backward: Driver Returns On Foot
GM
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late
Everywhere
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
Equipment
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
On Sat, 9 Jan 1999, Bernd D. Ratsch wrote:
> Cheap Heap Valves Rattle Oil Leaks Every Time
> (I used to own one...definitely true!) :)
>
> FORD:
> Figure Out Reality Dude
> F---in Oakies Rally Dig'em
>
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: owner-dakota-truck@buffnet4.buffnet.net
> > [mailto:owner-dakota-truck@buffnet4.buffnet.net]On Behalf Of Lance Martz
> > Sent: Friday, January 08, 1999 1:26 PM
> > To: 'Dakota Mailing list'; 'mini-truck@cisco.com'
> > Subject: DML: AUTO ACRONYMS
> >
> >
> > Late
> > >>Every day.
> > >>Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular
> > >>Leftover Equipment
> > >>
> > >>SAAB
> > >>Send Another Automobile Back
> > >>Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
> > >>
> > >>TOYOTA
> > >>Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
> > >>
> > >>VOLVO
> > >>Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
> > >>
> > >>VW
> > >>Virtually Worthless
> >
> > Not taking any credit here, just forwarding a nifty item sent to me from
> > my dad
> > -I didn't even take out the slam against Dodge. Gotta be fair, right?
> > Lance
> >
>
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