RE: RE: Snow Morons

From: Jason Jennings (jason@spray-tech.com)
Date: Fri Jan 15 1999 - 09:52:35 EST


hahahahaha..... I would be terrified to drive in the snow.... I don't
mind slow and steady, but man I would be nervous as heck if that guy
passed me. Shoot he could wipe out right in front of you, oh boy look
out.... The only thing I have to laugh at is on the beach. Our extra
soft white sands keep the foreigners busy digging, hahahahaha. Oh honey
try turning the wheels and punching it, that will get us out,
hahahahaha.

Jason
1/15/99 9:55 AM

        -----Original Message-----
        From: Norah Bleazard [SMTP:nbleazard@home.com]
        Sent: Friday, January 15, 1999 9:39 AM
        To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
        Subject: DML: RE: Snow Morons

        I agree with you 100%. Unfortunately these morons don't change
the further
        north you go. You'd think in the land of ice and snow (Canada)
we'd have
        better winter drivers -- NOOOOO. In fact, this is one of the
main reason
        Jason and I are staying home -- we're not snow morons, but we
are hiding
        from them.

        Here's an example of what happened to me yesterday. I knew the
storm was
        coming and it was going to be a bad one, so I left early in the
morning to
        stock up on supplies in case we got snowed in completely.
Better safe than
        sorry. I guess a lot of other people had the same idea, as I've
never seen
        the grocery store so packed at 9:30am. I knew the storm was
expected in the
        afternoon, but of course the weather guys were off by a few
hours. On the
        way home, it was coming down pretty hard and visibility was
pretty much nil.
        This little mustang behind me was getting pissed at how slow I
was going (25
        mph with 4x4 on) and he's honking, flashing his lights, giving
me the
        finger, etc.

        Here's the kicker -- he decides to change lanes and pass me at
45mph. I
        don't mind, I just keep put-puting along at 25. About two
intersections
        later, I see the same mustang stuck in a snowbank. Moral of the
story: In
        a winter blizzard - slow and steady wins the race, fast and
furious eats
        snow for breakfast. What a moron!!!

        Norah
        current: '98 Dakota Sport black 4x4 CC V8/5.2L/Auto
        current: '95 Dakota Sport white 4x4 Reg Cab V6/3.9L/5spd
        RIP: '95 Dakota Sport black 4x2 CC V6/3.9L/Auto
        previous: '93 Dakota blue 4x2 CC V6/3.9L/Auto

> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-dakota-truck@buffnet4.buffnet.net
> [mailto:owner-dakota-truck@buffnet4.buffnet.net]On Behalf Of
Sawyer,
> Travis
> Sent: Friday, January 15, 1999 9:22 AM
> To: 'dakota-truck@buffnet.net'
> Subject: DML: Snow Morons
>
>
> Folks:
>
> My black dak is crusty salt white with snow and ice.
> Eastern Massachusetts has been pelted with snow and
> sleet for the past couple of days. That's ok, I've
> got a 4x4.
>
> DISCLAIMER: This is a roast of people that don't know how to
drive
>
>
> MY GRIPE (said as I'm stepping into my dak bed aka soapbox):
>
> Would people that FREAK OUT when a few flakes of snow hit the
> pavement PLEASE STAY HOME! You'd figure in MA people would
> learn how to drive in the snow... cars are everywhere. 4X4's
> are everywhere. Do people just throw their driving skills
> out the window when we get snow? Learn to drive, please?!?
>
> Ok, I'm off my soapbox. That's off my chest. I know all
> the DML'ers know how to drive (even if some of us have never
> seen snow).
>
> thanx for the bandwidth,
>
> travis
> PS: I've got pix of my winter sand in the bed trick. anyone
> want to see 'em? please?
>



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