Non-Dak, Driving Jokes

From: fawcett@uism.bu.edu
Date: Mon Feb 22 1999 - 09:44:37 EST


One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
Boston

One hand on wheel, one hand cradling cell phone, brick on
accelerator:California; with gun in lap: LA

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
Ohio, but driving in California.

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk
to someone in back seat: Italy

One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, one hand cradling cell phone, foot on
brake, mind on game: Seattle

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet
being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds's bag
out the window: Texas City male

One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily
at 70 mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind
curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: Texas country male

One hand constantly refocusing the rearview mirror to show different angles
of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rattail to keep
the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the
car, chrome . 38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove
compartment: Texas female

Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking
the rearview mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or
another's car: Colorado

One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand waving gun
out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for
landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any
bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter: Colorado
resident on spotting a car with Texas plate.

Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on
floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia male

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level,
driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
Florida



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