Better watch it Bob... Anita Bryant might catch you....
> An Emus huh? I might like to try one! You guys didn't expect me
> to pass that one
> up, did you? Herrrrre little emus. Bob
>
> HEMI@charter.net wrote:
>
> > This is NOT a joke !
> >
> > Did any of you ever hear that Emus are sexually attracted to
> and will try
> > and mate with humans ?
> >
> > Look it up , it's true .
> >
> > At 06:34 PM 4/1/99 -0500, you wrote:
> > >I hit an EMU that was after me while I was building a fence across the
> > >head solid with a pair of large bolt cutters as hard as I could swing.
> > >Took me about 5 minutes to come to, but after that he was fine. Those
> > >are some tough birds. Mean too!
> > >
> > >Chad
> > >
> > >"Bridges, Bruce" wrote:
> > >>
> > >> Jack, I think the R/T attracts birds... My bird story is
> kinda strange...
> > >> Driving @ 70mph up the 99 (rural highway in CA) saw the car
> 2 cars in
> > front
> > >> of us slam on the brakes and dive to the left. a large grey
> brown object
> > >> goes flying over that car and the car in front of us... We
> swerve radically
> > >> to the right (car in front of us goes to the left) out of
> the rear view
> > >> mirror I see the object that the car hit (looked like a
> large bag of dirty
> > >> rags) get up and run away!! It stood about 4 feet tall.
> either it was an
> > >> emu or an ostrich! No farms in the vicinity. down side,
> even though we
> > >> didnt hit the bird, the radical swerve caused my front end
> popping to turn
> > >> into front end cracking noises! Thanks to the EMU I found
> that the front
> > >> lower a-arm bolts were loose! (i think Alan S mentioned
> this as well)..
> > >> Now No cracking noises and Im looking out for large birds
> running in the
> > >> middle of the road! (the car that hit the emu looked real
> bad (ford), but
> > >> the emu ran off...)
> > >> Bruce "almost bird killer" Bridges
> > >>
> > >> -----Original Message-----
> > >> From: HEMI@charter.net [mailto:HEMI@charter.net]
> > >> Sent: Thursday, April 01, 1999 11:26 AM
> > >> To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net; dakotart@egroups.com
> > >> Subject: DML: Dakota R/T : 2 Birds : 0
> > >>
> > >> Yes , for the second time , I have hit a bird in my truck .
> > >> Luckily , no damage to the truck again .
> > >>
> > >> Funny , this one did the same exact thing : Flying in front
> of me from the
> > >> left , while I am at about 50MPH , and he hit the grille ,
> in the upper
> > >> Pass. side section of the grille .
> > >>
> > >> Just call me Bird Killa......!
> > >>
> > >> ----------------------------------------------
> > >>
> > >> Jack Hilton III
> > >>
> > >> Black 1998 Dodge Dakota R/T Club Cab
> > >>
> > >> Charter Pipeline......the Next Wave.....
> > >>
> > >> HEMI@charter.net
> > >>
> > >> http://webpages.charter.net/hemi/jbd1.html
> > >>
> > >> ----------------------------------------------
> > >
> > >
> > @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
> >
> > Jack Hilton III
> >
> > HEMI@charter.net
> >
> > http://webpages.charter.net/hemi/jbd1.html
> >
> > ICQ#: 32611901
> >
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>
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