You should have kept driving, and swerved all over the road... Pulled into a
field and gott out running, all the while swatting and yelling "Bees!!!
Bees!!!
They're everywhere!!! Run for you life!!!"
-- Tommy Boy
Sam '99 RT x 2
(Ticket Free, and approved for Traffic School !)
----- Original Message -----
From: Bernd D. Ratsch <bernd@texas.net>
To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Sent: Wednesday, April 14, 1999 10:08 PM
Subject: DML: Re: Re: Yeah, I got Spanked by a state trooper!
>
> Just be glad it wasn't an unmarked Z28 (Supercharged) that the CHP uses.
> (Let alone one of the old 440 Interceptors....ahhhhhh....the good old
days.)
> ;)
>
> I am surprised that he didn't give ya a little chuckle for trying.....I'm
> also shocked that an "Off-Duty" trooper actually did that to you...guess
it
> gave him a "woody".
>
> > > As the title said, I got busted.
> > > Yesterday I was on my way home from work and this car came right up on
> me.
> > I
> > > guess he kept a legal distance, but as we approached a red light, he
> came
> > > right up on my arse, and stayed there. That annoyed me. There were
two
> > cars
> > > in front of the light and as we accelerated, he was on my bumper the
> whole
> > > time. As I approached the speed limit he put some distance between
us.
> > His
> > > car looked like a cadillac. No antennas, lights or anything. As we
> > > approached the next intersection, the road split into two lanes and
> guess
> > > what; we both were first at the light. He was in plain clothes and
the
> > car
> > > still looked stock GM.
> > > So, my stupidity set in and when the light turned, I hit it and
chirped
> > that
> > > boisterous right tire and took him off the line.
> > > THis is where I F@*ked up. I accelerated and he was right there in the
> > > spanktervision . I should have realized that he was pacing me. I
soon
> as
> > I
> > > hit 65 I let off and was gonna take it down to 50 MPH.
> > > Thats when the lightshow started and I went to the curb. Wow, I still
> > feel
> > > incredibly stupid.
> > > After the formalities, he gives me a ticket for doing 61 in a 45 ( I
was
> > over
> > > 65 MPH according to my Dak) and a warning for spinning tire. $70.00
> > > Given all Ive heard about getting cought drag racing, I think I got
off
> > easy.
>
>
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