I don't understand this , but it's damn funny !
At 09:05 AM 5/12/1999 -0500, you wrote:
>I know you will find this hard to believe, but last month a UFO landed
>in my back yard. Although I was scared, I approached the saucer shaped
>craft as the hatch was opening. Marilyn Monroe stepped out with a frying
>pan in her hand and some raw catfish. Said she heard I had a new DAK and
>wanted to go for a ride. I asked her if she had something to trade for
>the ride. She offered to cook the catfish for me in exchange. After I
>ate her horrible catfish, Marilyn tried to depart. Her saucer wouldn't
>start. So I hooked my R/T up to it and towed it to the local Dodge
>dealer. The dealer said it needed parts and she would have to wait a
>couple of weeks. So I took her home with me. Well she 's been here now
>too long. I'm sick of catfish and she is starting to mess with my truck.
>Will one of you come get her so I can find a real woman - one that can
>really cook, watches wrestling, and takes care of her own vehicle.
>mamba '99 CC R/T
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Jack Hilton III
Black 1998 Dodge Dakota R/T Club Cab
Charter Pipeline......the Next Wave.....
http://webpages.charter.net/hemi/jbd1.html
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