I know you will find this hard to believe, but last month a UFO landed
in my back yard. Although I was scared, I approached the saucer shaped
craft as the hatch was opening. Marilyn Monroe stepped out with a frying
pan in her hand and some raw catfish. Said she heard I had a new DAK and
wanted to go for a ride. I asked her if she had something to trade for
the ride. She offered to cook the catfish for me in exchange. After I
ate her horrible catfish, Marilyn tried to depart. Her saucer wouldn't
start. So I hooked my R/T up to it and towed it to the local Dodge
dealer. The dealer said it needed parts and she would have to wait a
couple of weeks. So I took her home with me. Well she 's been here now
too long. I'm sick of catfish and she is starting to mess with my truck.
Will one of you come get her so I can find a real woman - one that can
really cook, watches wrestling, and takes care of her own vehicle.
mamba '99 CC R/T
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