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-mike d.
On Tue, 22 Jun 1999 09:27:01 -0600 Ryan Krokosinski
<ryan@equinoxfinancial.com> writes:
>Surgeon Generals Report: Re: Intake Porting.
>
>Recent studies have shown that those who remove their intake and
>attempt a Hi-Po port job are at greater risk of heart disease
>than those who suffer from a sub-par intake flow. This is due to
>the mental strain related to achieving extremely low 1/4 mile
>times. Those individuals are also exposed to a much greater risk
>of a speed related injury.... extremus sprainius forearmius. This
>is due to an increase in the frequency of both speed and power
>shifting. This does not apply to those with "slushies". It has
>also been proven that lung cancer is prominent among those who
>have completed this mod. This can be attributed to an increase in
>gaseous rubber inhalation. The thick clouds of white smoke that
>often surround these hapless victims are extremely volatile. Do
>not attempt this mod under any circumstances. It is not only
>dangerous, but unhealthy. If you feel compelled to try this;
>please, seek professional help. Pick up the phone and call
>1-800-Slo-Down or 1-800-Get-Ford. These help lines should solve
>all your need-for-speed related problems.
>
>Stay Safe, Stay Slo.
>
>Ryan K
>'99 R/T RC
>
>GS- wrote:
>
>> the intake bolts? Oh, one other thing, TALK ME OUT OF IT!
>>
>> GS -
>>
>> 98 5.2L 5spd
miggitymike@juno.com
88 6er, LE, 3.55, Slush-o-matic, Edelbrock Headers, Flowmaster, TekStyle
Tonneau, 14x3 K&N,
Daytona bucket seats, Magnecor wires, soon to be slammed.......
http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Pit/1133 <or>
http://members.xoom.com/dakotaperf
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