Surgeon Generals Report: Re: Intake Porting.
Recent studies have shown that those who remove their intake and
attempt a Hi-Po port job are at greater risk of heart disease
than those who suffer from a sub-par intake flow. This is due to
the mental strain related to achieving extremely low 1/4 mile
times. Those individuals are also exposed to a much greater risk
of a speed related injury.... extremus sprainius forearmius. This
is due to an increase in the frequency of both speed and power
shifting. This does not apply to those with "slushies". It has
also been proven that lung cancer is prominent among those who
have completed this mod. This can be attributed to an increase in
gaseous rubber inhalation. The thick clouds of white smoke that
often surround these hapless victims are extremely volatile. Do
not attempt this mod under any circumstances. It is not only
dangerous, but unhealthy. If you feel compelled to try this;
please, seek professional help. Pick up the phone and call
1-800-Slo-Down or 1-800-Get-Ford. These help lines should solve
all your need-for-speed related problems.
Stay Safe, Stay Slo.
Ryan K
'99 R/T RC
GS- wrote:
> the intake bolts? Oh, one other thing, TALK ME OUT OF IT!
>
> GS -
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> 98 5.2L 5spd
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