RE: Another spank... we'll sort of

From: Mooberry, J (j.mooberry@lmco.com)
Date: Tue Aug 24 1999 - 08:37:16 EDT


ha! you should make a movie out of that. too cool. excellent job, we're
proud of you.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Jeff Durling [SMTP:durling@ibm.net]
> Sent: Monday, August 23, 1999 10:51 PM
> To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
> Subject: DML: Another spank... we'll sort of
>
> This happend a while ago but I just keep forgetting to post it.
>
> <<<<<<WARNING>>>>>>>
> <<<<Long Post Ahead>>>>>>
>
> I was coming home from the local CompUSA down a dead straight 6-lane
> road with stop lights on it and I come up behind a couple of punk acting
> kids in a mid eighties iroc that has a custom purple metallic spray can
> paint job and they are acting stupid. They keep reving the engine and
> cutting in and out of traffic and pissing everybody off. I am behind
> them when we get to a light and stay back a car length or so because
> they keep jumpimg around in the car and go up and down through the gears
> and, again, acting stupid. I'm sitting there and notice this really big
> white spot on one of the back tires and think it's paint but realize
> that this tire is bald and a 6 inch by 10 patch of white cord is
> showing. I decide if I can I'm going to make them learn a lesson. When
> the light turn green I do my best to jockey in the traffic (not acting
> like an idiot not worth it) and get beside them at the next light with
> them on the outside lane and me in the middle. They start there
> stupidity agan so I play along and get there attention by reving the
> engine. They start to get into it thinking they are going to have a
> race. When the light turns green I hit the gas hard enough to look like
> i'm going to get into it then let right back off. He floors and starts
> smoking his tires and get going through the intersection still spinning
> his tires when BANG he blows out the tire that was all worn out. I drive
> past and salutwe him and kkep going. 30 seconds later I see ble lights
> in my rearview mirror and pull over figuring why is this guy coming
> after me instead of the jerks. He walks up to my windows and asks if i'm
> having a good evening and I smiled and said things just turn out. He
> looks at me and said why did I have to do that to the punks and I
> replied that I did nothing and broke no laws. He chukles and said I know
> but I also saw what you did and I would have done the same myself. told
> me I had a nice truck and said he had to go deal with some troublesome
> kids and I just made it easier since he didn't have to chase after them.
> Sorry for such a long post but I thought some of you might get a chuckle
> from this.
>
> Jeff Durling
> '96 RC Sport



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