Another spank... we'll sort of

From: Jeff Durling (durling@ibm.net)
Date: Mon Aug 23 1999 - 22:51:09 EDT


This happend a while ago but I just keep forgetting to post it.

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<<<<Long Post Ahead>>>>>>

I was coming home from the local CompUSA down a dead straight 6-lane
road with stop lights on it and I come up behind a couple of punk acting
kids in a mid eighties iroc that has a custom purple metallic spray can
paint job and they are acting stupid. They keep reving the engine and
cutting in and out of traffic and pissing everybody off. I am behind
them when we get to a light and stay back a car length or so because
they keep jumpimg around in the car and go up and down through the gears
and, again, acting stupid. I'm sitting there and notice this really big
white spot on one of the back tires and think it's paint but realize
that this tire is bald and a 6 inch by 10 patch of white cord is
showing. I decide if I can I'm going to make them learn a lesson. When
the light turn green I do my best to jockey in the traffic (not acting
like an idiot not worth it) and get beside them at the next light with
them on the outside lane and me in the middle. They start there
stupidity agan so I play along and get there attention by reving the
engine. They start to get into it thinking they are going to have a
race. When the light turns green I hit the gas hard enough to look like
i'm going to get into it then let right back off. He floors and starts
smoking his tires and get going through the intersection still spinning
his tires when BANG he blows out the tire that was all worn out. I drive
past and salutwe him and kkep going. 30 seconds later I see ble lights
in my rearview mirror and pull over figuring why is this guy coming
after me instead of the jerks. He walks up to my windows and asks if i'm
having a good evening and I smiled and said things just turn out. He
looks at me and said why did I have to do that to the punks and I
replied that I did nothing and broke no laws. He chukles and said I know
but I also saw what you did and I would have done the same myself. told
me I had a nice truck and said he had to go deal with some troublesome
kids and I just made it easier since he didn't have to chase after them.
Sorry for such a long post but I thought some of you might get a chuckle
from this.

Jeff Durling
'96 RC Sport



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