That's good. hehehe I especially like the one about the donuts!!
-----Original Message-----
From: Bob H <torch@triplet.net>
To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Date: Monday, September 27, 1999 3:52 AM
Subject: DML: Tips for when you get pulled over.
> Guess this is an appropriate time to throw this up again:
>
>
>> TOP 12 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP
>>
>>1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.(OK in Texas)
>>
>>2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
>>
>>3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
>>
>>4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good
job!
>>
>>5. Are You Andy or Barney?
>>
>>6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
>police officer.
>>
>>7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
>>
>>8. I pay your salary!
>>
>>9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
>warning, too!
>>
>>10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
>>
>>11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
>cars around.
>>That's how far ahead of me they are.
>>
>>12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
>drinking?" You
>>probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have
>you been eating
>>doughnuts?"
>>
>
>Bob Hardt
>Aiken,SC
>99 Black Dakota CC 5.2 Auto, Leach headers, Flex-A-Lite dual 12" fans,
>Quick D intake, 180 stat, F&B Stage I TB
>
>
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