Guess this is an appropriate time to throw this up again:
> TOP 12 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP
>
>1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.(OK in Texas)
>
>2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
>
>3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
>
>4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
>
>5. Are You Andy or Barney?
>
>6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
>
>7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
>
>8. I pay your salary!
>
>9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
warning, too!
>
>10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
>
>11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.
>That's how far ahead of me they are.
>
>12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?" You
>probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have
you been eating
>doughnuts?"
>
Bob Hardt
Aiken,SC
99 Black Dakota CC 5.2 Auto, Leach headers, Flex-A-Lite dual 12" fans,
Quick D intake, 180 stat, F&B Stage I TB
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