OK, it's slow, here's my favorite blonde joke:
The blonde was tired of all the jokes, so she decided to dye her hair black. Didn't work, everyone still knew she was a blonde, and the jokes continued. So she get in her Dakota (see- I got it in there), and takes off, goes driving across the country to find a place where noone knows her. In Montana, she has to stop because there's a whole herd of sheep in the road. So she gets out of her Dakota, and says to the sheepherder, "Hey, if I can guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one?"
The guy thinks, "ahh, she'll never guess. Sure, go ahead!"
So she looks around, and says "two hundred and... eighty seven"
The guy says, "Wow! That's right! Go ahead and pick out your sheep."
She looks around again, and says, "I'll take - that one."
The guy says "...lady, if I can guess what color your hair really is, will you let me have my dog back?"
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Ok, no it's not my truck, I'm not THAT blonde.
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