What did the blonde say to the fake blonde?
"How'd you dye your roots so dark"
That was even shorter ;)
Heater
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From: N2mopars@aol.com
Reply-To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
Subject: Re: DML: Blonde- was 98 V8 Dak for sale
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 1999 23:31:33 EST
In a message dated 12/19/99 8:09:43 PM Pacific Standard Time,
fdedip@whale-mail.com writes:
<< OK, it's slow, here's my favorite blonde joke:
The blonde was tired of all the jokes, so she decided to dye her hair
black.
Didn't work, everyone still knew she was a blonde, and the jokes
continued.
So she get in her Dakota (see- I got it in there), and takes off, goes
driving across the country to find a place where noone knows her. In
Montana, she has to stop because there's a whole herd of sheep in the road.
So she gets out of her Dakota, and says to the sheepherder, "Hey, if I can
guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one?"
The guy thinks, "ahh, she'll never guess. Sure, go ahead!"
So she looks around, and says "two hundred and... eighty seven"
The guy says, "Wow! That's right! Go ahead and pick out your sheep."
She looks around again, and says, "I'll take - that one."
The guy says "...lady, if I can guess what color your hair really is, will
you let me have my dog back?" >>
My best joke, when in bars, talking to a blonde.
You know why blonde jokes are so short?
So brunettes can understand them.
Works most of the time. All though some blonde jokes are a little long!
See
above!!!
Brad
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