Re: Re:  Ping Report

From: Mike D. (miggitymike@juno.com)
Date: Tue Jan 18 2000 - 02:47:02 EST


um.... Dester? you okay? You seem alittle bitter =)

-mike d.

---> Yorktown, Va.
miggitymike@juno.com
88 6er LE, slammed, modded, painted, and can clear speed bumps just fine,
thank you! =)

http://members.xoom.com/dakotaperf/index.html

On Tue, 18 Jan 2000 00:22:54 EST Dester223@aol.com writes:
> It's not that bad children. All DC is trying to pull over us is:
>
> "We're too insecure with our vast millions we've made off you (oh!,
> did you
> know we mark up prices on our cars and trucks the most out of ANY
> american
> manufacturer?")"
>
> "do you REALLY think it costs that much to make after market parts
> for you
> guys? come on, we only mark it up 500% pure profit"
>
> "oh, our technicians are all occupied playing solitaire on our
> computers, so
> if you find the problem, we'll persuade them to fix it"
>
> "Hm, I don't see why this item should be recalled, only
> 4,503,403,230 people
> have complained about it. we still need another billion complaints"
>
> "oh, we didn't find any of the problems you listed wrong with your
> truck
> while we were testing it, but we DID notice that you need an oil
> change,
> tranny service, coolant flush, new cap and rotor, plugs, wires, air
> filter,
> AND our special 75.99 throttle body cleaner."
>
> "oh wait, is that a ported TB? no no, we can't clean that throttle
> body
> unless you went back to a stock TB, that will be an additional 400
> dollars
> please"
>
> It gets REALLY bad when they tell you:
>
> "Sorry sir/madam, your card limit has just been maxed, it appears
> that you
> haven't paid the last 80 bills we charged to your credit card, you
> current
> balance is ONLY about
> (-)20,000 thousand."
> -Dester
>
> PS.
> "you think we're trying to pull a fast one over you? We don't even
> need to
> make it fast, you're falling for the slow ones!"
>
> << DC knows it pings. They just can't fix it.
> Flip
>
>
> I like this idea... We need to do our own detective work, and then
> present
> it to DC...
>
> -Jeff
> 99 4x4 CC 318 Pings like a mother >>

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