Depends on what kind of car he has, if its nice and his jewel or his parents
car, tie him up, prop him up a few feet away from the car, take baloni,
syrup, margarin, lipstick (if the cars white), Glad Cling Wrap. Pour all
the stuff over the car, take the wrapping and wrap it up, then take some
rope and tie him to the top of the car. oh yea, maybe put some marbles in
the gas tank, spagetti sticks in the door locks.
If no car, pull up a chair and tell him and watch him do an inside out
cleanup and waxing of your car.
>From: Andy Levy <andylevy@bigfoot.com>
>Reply-To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
>To: "dakota-truck@buffnet.net" <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
>Subject: DML: Egged!
>Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2000 17:51:17 -0500
>
>Un-friggin-believable. Last night, I got home late with some friends
>and had to park well away from my building, in an area I have parked
>maybe twice before. Some punk-ass, rat-turd kid EGGED their car, back
>window and the trunklid.
>
>I was right next to their car, and caught splash damage. Twice. Once
>above and behind the gas door, the other (larger) right under my left
>front window, about 8 inches back from the mirror. That one oozed all
>down the door.
>
>I cruised down to the DIY carwash (with the water guns, pull in and
>spray yourself, feed it quarters) as I don't have a hose, nor anywhere
>to hook one up, and thus no washing supplies. I think I got all of the
>rear splooge, but the one on the door is still there. What can I do to
>get this stuff off? Is dishwashing liquid (green Ultra Dawn) ok with
>the non-scrubbing side of a sponge?
>
>And, more importantly, when I catch this dirtbag, how shall I torture
>him?
>--
>-andy
>
>http://home.twcny.rr.com/andylevy/ --- andylevy@bigfoot.com
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>Let's all get GNU'd together!
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