Now I need some clarification, Preacher.
1) How come no extra points for her having HER OWN truck? (especially
a FAST truck?)
2) No questions there.
3) What's with the scoring there? 2 points per dog she likes? Or
dog she has? What about women who don't have any dogs, but not by
choice? Like... oh, say... me! I think I deserve extra points for
being willing to make the supreme sacrifice of no longer spending all
my $$ on my Dak, so I can buy a house, so I can get dogs. Oh, there
are other reasons to become a homeowner, but they all pale in
significance to having dogs. ;)
4) That's fair.
5) Now, that's really a test of the imagination of the man!
Flip
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Guess it's time for a "Perfect Woman Checklist"
1) Likes trucks (Extra points if she likes FAST trucks)
2) Likes guns (Extra points if she has her own guns, 1 point per
weapon)
3) Likes dogs (Extra points if she actually allows the dog on the
couch/chair/bed)
4) Can dial the pizza delivery place from memory OR
A) Can cook OR
B) Doesn't laugh or get ill when YOU cook
5) Can .... um... Will.... er... (insert favorite dirty thought here)
Did I miss anything?
Scoring:
1) 10 points + 5 points if she likes fast trucks +50 points is she
actually
suggests mods
2) 10 points + 5 points per gun
3) 10 points + 2 per dog +2 per piece of furniture
4) 5 points A) 10 points B) 2 points
5) 25 points + 5 points per room/position/act/costume/prop/scenario
My mate scored a 234 :-) WOOOHOOO ! ! ! ! (Woulda been 236 but she
cringes
when I cook !)
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