Was Near perfect woman, NOW Perfect Woman Test

From: Preacher (preacher@carolina.rr.com)
Date: Tue Mar 21 2000 - 21:37:02 EST

Guess it's time for a "Perfect Woman Checklist"

1) Likes trucks (Extra points if she likes FAST trucks)
2) Likes guns (Extra points if she has her own guns, 1 point per weapon)
3) Likes dogs (Extra points if she actually allows the dog on the
couch/chair/bed)
4) Can dial the pizza delivery place from memory OR
    A) Can cook OR
    B) Doesn't laugh or get ill when YOU cook
5) Can .... um... Will.... er... (insert favorite dirty thought here)

Did I miss anything?

Scoring:
1) 10 points + 5 points if she likes fast trucks +50 points is she actually
suggests mods
2) 10 points + 5 points per gun
3) 10 points + 2 per dog +2 per piece of furniture
4) 5 points A) 10 points B) 2 points
5) 25 points + 5 points per room/position/act/costume/prop/scenario

My mate scored a 234 :-) WOOOHOOO ! ! ! ! (Woulda been 236 but she cringes
when I cook !)

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----- Original Message -----
From: <fdedip@whale-mail.com>
To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Sent: Tuesday, March 21, 2000 9:06 PM
Subject: Re: DML: near perfect woman?!?!?!

> damn, I saw the topic and thought you must be talking about me.
> ;)
> Flip
>
> http://www.care2.com - Homebase for people who care about the Environment!

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