Re: TICKETED!!

From: Tim Berry (coolva1@home.com)
Date: Tue Mar 28 2000 - 20:35:00 EST


Mike.... Bro.. we live in va.... you outta know this =-) They give tickets
for anything they want to....
----- Original Message -----
From: "mike d." <miggitymike@juno.com>
To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Sent: Tuesday, March 28, 2000 6:51 Dark
Subject: DML: TICKETED!!

> check this shit out!!
> So I'm driving to work Saturday morning, doing the speed limit (I don't
> speed anyway) and out of nowhere I see the a cop car behind me. No big
> deal, I'm not doing anything wrong so I continue on my way. Then, he
> lights me up and pulls me over. Now I'm wondering why...
> he walks up and says "do you have any idea why I pulled you over?"
> "no sir"
> "why is your vehicle so low to the ground?"
> "it's within legal limits sir"
> "are you aware that the law says 14"?"
> "yes sir. Last time I had it measured it was 14" exactly"
> "are you aware that your licence plate is illagally displayed?"
> "the window is legal sir"
> "NO SIR IT IS NOT! AND YOU'RE GETTING A TICKET!"
> "the law says-"
> "I am aware what the law says, son"
> "whatever man"
> so he walks around to the front of the truck (which is parked on gravel)
> and measures my bumper at 13.5"!!!! AND THE ASSHOLE WROTE ME A TICKET
> ANYWAY! So he writes me 2 tickets. One for "alteration of suspension" and
> one for "improper display of tags". SO the cop writes the tickets and
> comes back to the truck and is greeted by nothing but attitude. How dare
> he waste MY time, make me late to work, and hassle me about something as
> trivial as my ride height or my license plate in the back window... what
> a fucker... I'm pissed! My court date is May 10th... ya'll can BET I'll
> be there..
> gggrrrrrrrr
>
> -mike d.
>
> ---> Yorktown, Va.
> "PROJECT 13's" ... slammed 88 Dakota gettin' a Magnum 360!
>
> miggitymike@juno.com
> http://members.xoom.com/dakotaperf/index.html
>
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