well, why don't you rush right out and buy that hyundai accent!
my suggestion: dump the dakota you "nut case" and get the car thats right
for you, a hyundai accent
Matt
(BeasTboyz)
hahahahahahahahaha
----- Original Message -----
From: The Man From Utopia <tmfu@home.com>
To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Sent: Wednesday, April 05, 2000 4:31 PM
Subject: DML: RE: Re: RE: My Caroscope from cartalk.com (very hilarious and
very long...sorry)
> Comparing You to Other Dodge Dakota Owners
> Boy oh boy, Greg, you picked a vehicle that just isn't quite right for
you,
> although you're reasonably compatible in terms of your age, your income,
and
> the extent to which you're a cheapskate.
>
> When compared to other people who drive a Dodge Dakota, you just don't
care
> as much about your car as other Dodge Dakota owners, your educational
level
> is a bit lower than that of other Dodge Dakota owners, you're a little too
> much of a risk-taker, you are a little too much of a snob, and you're a
bit
> too 'touchy-feely'
>
> For your further edification, here's a little further elucidation on these
> personality characteristics.
>
> Other Dodge Dakota drivers care about their cars much more than you do.
Now,
> don't get me wrong; this is not necessarily a bad thing. If you don't care
> enough, you don't care enough. Fine. FINE!
>
> You certainly are a bit of a nut case, aren't you, when it comes to taking
> chances (well, at least compared to other Dodge Dakota owners). Calm down.
> CALM DOWN! It's not the end of the world, for heaven's sake. And nobody is
> asking you to change anything about who you are. We'd never do that. Go
> ahead. Jump off a cliff if that's what makes you happy. But, if this is
> really what you are, you're gonna have to change vehicles.
>
> Gee, this is interesting. Car-O-Scope has determined that you are a person
> who is quite concerned with status. And yet, you're driving a Dodge
Dakota.
> Other Dodge Dakota drivers just aren't as much of a snob as you are. We're
> going to have to do something about this, now aren't we?
>
> Some of us have an overdeveloped left brain and some have an overdeveloped
> right brain. And your strength is definitely on the right: the more
> creative, touchy-feely side. This is not a bad thing. The world certainly
> does need poets, musicians and people to work on the world psychic
network.
>
> But this characteristic does make you somewhat incompatible with your
Dodge
> Dakota. Other Dodge Dakota owners are more objective and logical. But you
> are what you are, so take your pick: Change what you are or get a new car.
> (That rhymes, doesn't it? And rhyming is a right-brain thing. Cool.)
>
> Car-O-Scope Makes Suggestions for More Compatible Vehicles
> Have no fear, Car-O-Scope is here to save you from a life of misery,
> depression and hemorrhoidal flare-ups. Through a secret and proprietary
> process (patent pending) the official car-o-scope has determined that your
> psychographic and demographic profile is far more compatible with the
> following vehicles: some of these suggestions might surprise you. But try
to
> keep an open mind. It's quite possible that the car-o-scope has discovered
> some hidden and/or repressed aspects of your personality.
>
> 1. Oldsmobile Cutlass
> 2. Hyundai Accent
> 3. Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme
> 4. Chevrolet Malibu
> 5. Volkswagen Beetle
>
>
> So, let's look at your compatibility profile vis-a-vis the Oldsmobile
> Cutlass. If you dumped that Dodge Dakota and got yourself a Oldsmobile
> Cutlass, you'd be a lot happier.
>
> For example, you'd be almost perfectly compatible in terms of your gender,
> your age, how much you really care about your car, the extent to which
> you're a cheapskate, and your grasp of reality.
>
> In addition, you'd have pretty good compatibility in terms of your
> educational level and your tolerance for taking risks.
>
> Here's a little info on these personality characteristics. Read 'em and
> weep.
>
> Auto involvement: how much you really care about your car
>
> As you certainly know, some people don't care what they drive; a car is
just
> a way to get from here to there and back. (Unless you're driving a sled,
> like Tommy. Every time he gets home, he throws his hands in the air and
> yells, "I made it!" But I digress.)
>
> For other people, a car is everything. You know the type; if you refer to
> their "significant other," they say, "You mean my BMW?"
>
> Your score for auto involvement is just about the same as other Oldsmobile
> Cutlass drivers'.
>
> Cheapness: your degree of--ahem--shall we say "frugality"?
>
> Your score on the cheapness scale puts you pretty close to the average for
> Oldsmobile Cutlass drivers. Of course, utter and complete cheapness can be
> an asset (right!) People who believe this call it "frugality." But they're
> really just hopeless cheapskates.
>
> Like myself, though, some folks are quite magnanimous. The milk of human
> kindness oozes from their pores. "Generous to a fault," one might say.
> Mightn't one? (Of course, one might also say, "Too stupid to know any
> better." Think whatever makes you feel good.)
>
> Reality check:
>
> You have a pretty good sense of what's real and what ain't. You aren't one
> of those "head in the clouds" types--like some people I know. On the other
> hand, there are worse places your head could be--I guess.
>
> Greg
> 95 DSCC v6 5spd
> Rahway NJ
> http://24.6.89.18/mydodge.htm
>
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