Re:Another Rant from Me [cool story/oil breather/spank]

From: GSWillhite (GSWillhite@ualr.edu)
Date: Tue Aug 29 2000 - 18:16:15 EDT


To bad you didn't get that on camera. I would have distributed
several copies to some friends just to see the look on their
faces. Good story!

GS -

>
> First of all i come back to work after being sick and i read someone saying
> that, "the ram is gettin slaughtered in power by Chevy and ford is doin
> better too." So i got sick again. Let me be the first one to say, "You don't
> know what you are talking about and you are wrong." Listen to a guy who has
> friends cool enough to take a thick chain and tie together a brand new
> extended cab, loaded, 6.0L V-8, Z-71 to a '99 Ram 2500, extended cab,
> loaded, 8.0L V-10 4x4. Both of these guys take good care of their trucks and
> know how to drive them (the Chevy guy hates the performance from his). Now,
> it may not seem like such a surprise that the Ram was able to drag it around
> the parking lot... but it is hard for many people to conceive the idea that
> the Ram was able to not only overpower it and jerk it backward instantly,
> but to pop it completely off the ground and backward in a big hop like it
> was a little toy or something. The best way to describe it is this enormous
> truck just looked like a little toy being jerked around by the bad black
> dodge. Don't tell me that cheby has better engines... they don't. I'm sure
> the type of person that believes that, also is impressed by Chevy
> commercials that say "the most powerful, largest V-8 in it's class." Oh,
> good for you, you have a 6.0L instead of a 5.9L. I don't want to hear it!
> And i sure as shi+ don't want to hear a ford commercial that says the
> exploder is anywhere near a competitor with the Jeep GC. Look! The
> commercial says it's $2k less than the GC! And it's only ugly as sin
> compared to the gorgeous GC, features self-shredding tires, has miniscule
> off-road capability compared to the GC's Quadra-Trac II that is considered
> one of the best if not the best 4x4 systems in the world, and additionally
> the only accolade the Ford Exploder has is it's the best-selling POS in the
> SUV market. Awesome! So, i can see myself coming and going; instead of
> driving a 4x4 that has excellent road manners, a sweet 4.7L V-8, and is
> garageable despite being considered by respectable offroad magazines to far
> exceed the AMG(M) Hummer in all categories except being bulletproof in less
> areas!



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