That's funny shit, but you'll probably get balle dout by some list members.
:)
-Ryan
99 DA RC R/T
----- Original Message -----
From: David Digney <dodgedakotaquadcab@hotmail.com>
To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Sent: Wednesday, December 06, 2000 11:31 PM
Subject: Re: DML: someone f***ed with my truck!!
> Tonight at the food store,some F*%khead banged his door into my Dak.I
> said,"Hey,be careful there dude"..the punk was like 18(i'm 44).He told me
> "F$^@ you old man",and went into the store.
>
> I carry a hypodermic syringe in my dak with "lock-thaw".I squirted out the
> lock-thaw,filled it with the juice of a lemon,and shot it into his
> key openings,then filled his air valves for his tires with the juice,so
the
> little prick cant put air into his tires ;)
>
> Ohh yes,the temp tonight is 7 degrees above :)
>
> And just for good measure,super glued his wiper blades to his windshield..
>
> What was this guy driving??...A ferd exploder
> Yes'm,revenge is sweet!!!
>
> Bahahahahahahahaahaha
>
> This one's for you Bernd ol'e buddy,and anyone else who has been
> "Victimized" lately
> >From: "mike d." <miggitymike@fast4x4.net>
> >Reply-To: dakota-truck@buffnet.net
> >To: "indyram" <indyram@egroups.com>, "minitrucks"
<minitrucks@egroups.com>,
> > "DML" <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
> >Subject: DML: someone f***ed with my truck!!
> >Date: Wed, 6 Dec 2000 17:11:54 -0500
> >
> >Dammit!!!
> >
> >My band was playing Mitty's last night and some assmaster thought it
would
> >be funny to unsnap my entire bedcover and pour Soda all over my truck.
> >Looks
> >great on my new black paint....
> >AND it's too cold to wash it!!! Went out and sprayed it with the hose...
> >gonna' have to suck it up and wash it by hand tomorrow...
> >
> >*&%$!!!!
> >
> >-miggity
> >
> >PROJECT 13's --> slammed 88 Dakota / 360 swap in progress!!
> >miggitymike@fast4x4.net
> >http://surf.to.Project13s
> >
> >"Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes
> >straight to the frame"
> >
> >
> >
>
>
> David Digney
> List Moderator: "DodgeDakotaQuadCab@egroups.com"
> 00'QC,SLT+,3.9,42RE,3.55,
> K&N Home-Brew,Dynomax Super Turbo,Mobil 1 10w30
>
> "DODGE DAKOTA QUAD CAB RULES"
>
>
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