Re: Re: Dodge vs Ford,or I spanked a Lightning! Bahahahaha!!!

From: Aurelio Lopez (alopez7458@netzero.net)
Date: Thu Dec 28 2000 - 22:00:38 EST


Awful.... just an awful story........ You should be ashamed of yourself!!
Aurelio

David Digney wrote:

> Ok,its Christmas Day here in Madison,Wis.Temps in the single digits.
> I'm at a stoplight,and what pulls up next to me on the right side is a
> yellow Ford SVT-Lightning.The truck has Illinois plates,and i know how
> slippery it is up at the next light,about a 1/4 mile away.I get his
> attention,he rolls down the window,and i remark,"hey dood,u wanna give it a
> go?..lets see how fast your sh*tbox can move.
>
> The driver(a young punk)sees my "Magnum V6" badging and says,"sure thing
> putz",and i say,"ok,whoever makes it to the next stoplight,fully
> stopped,wins"..The Illinois twit starts revving his engine really loud.The
> light turns green,& we both launch off the line.I throttle up to 35mph,and
> back it off,quick like.Seems i forgot to tell the
> Illinois punk about the big patch of slippery ice before the light.
>
> Bahahahaha!..The doofus hits his brakes,does 2 doughnuts,bounces off the
> right side of a bus,clips a sand barrel,and winds up on a big mound of
> snow...
>
> I pull up alongside him,and say in my best texas drawl,"Hey boy,why don't
> you get yourself a real truck,a Dodge Dakota.Ohh,by the way,
> U Just Got Spanked!!!
>
> Bahahahahahahahahaahahaahahhhahahahahahaah
>
> Yessir,Bernd would be proud of me ;)
>
> David Digney
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