Okay ya'll... here's my Car-o-scope... <snicker> =)
>>>Boy oh boy, Mike, you picked a vehicle that just isn't quite right for
you. You're compatible with your Dodge Dakota only in terms of your
educational level.
When compared to other people who drive a Dodge Dakota, you're a bit too
young to be driving this vehicle, you care a bit too much about your car
compared to other Dodge Dakota owners, other Dodge Dakota owners make more
money than you, other Dodge Dakota owners are far more willing to take risks
than you are, you're more generous than other owners, you are a little too
much of a snob, and you're a bit too 'touchy-feely'
For your further edification, here's a little further elucidation on these
personality characteristics.
My dear, it appears that other Dodge Dakota owners just don't care as much
about their cars as you do. You're going to have to lighten up on this if
you insist on driving a Dodge Dakota. But, since this is probably a basic
character flaw and therefore unchangeable, you probably will have to buy a
new car to get your carma in balance.
OK, so you're a bit of a wuss--or is it woos?--when it comes to taking
chances. So, why are you driving a Dodge Dakota? Eh?
We agree that there are lots of dangers out there--and you're perfectly
justified in attempting to insulate yourself from them. Car-O-Scope will try
to suggest some vehicles that are more in line with your risk-taking
profile.
Compared to most other Dodge Dakota owners, you certainly aren't the type
who squeezes a nickel to see if the buffalo will cough up a dime. No, not
you. Quite the contrary. Let's face it, you're far too generous a person to
be driving a Dodge Dakota. So continue to "cast your bread upon the waters,"
and Car-O-Scope will find a vehicle that's more compatible with your
generous nature.
Gee, this is interesting. Car-O-Scope has determined that you are a person
who is quite concerned with status. And yet, you're driving a Dodge Dakota.
Other Dodge Dakota drivers just aren't as much of a snob as you are. We're
going to have to do something about this, now aren't we?
Some of us have an overdeveloped left brain and some have an overdeveloped
right brain. And your strength is definitely on the right: the more
creative, touchy-feely side. This is not a bad thing. The world certainly
does need poets, musicians and people to work on the world psychic network.
But this characteristic does make you somewhat incompatible with your Dodge
Dakota. Other Dodge Dakota owners are more objective and logical. But you
are what you are, so take your pick: Change what you are or get a new car.
(That rhymes, doesn't it? And rhyming is a right-brain thing. Cool.)
Car-O-Scope Makes Suggestions for More Compatible Vehicles
Have no fear, Car-O-Scope is here to save you from a life of misery,
depression and hemorrhoidal flare-ups. Through a secret and proprietary
process (patent pending) the official car-o-scope has determined that your
psychographic and demographic profile is far more compatible with the
following vehicles: some of these suggestions might surprise you. But try to
keep an open mind. It's quite possible that the car-o-scope has discovered
some hidden and/or repressed aspects of your personality.
1. Pontiac Firebird
2. Chevrolet Camaro
3. Oldsmobile Cutlass
4. Chevrolet Monte Carlo
5. Ford Mustang
In addition, you'd have pretty good compatibility in terms of your age, how
much you really care about your car, your income, the extent to which you're
a cheapskate, status consciousness, and your grasp of reality.
Here's a little info on these personality characteristics. Read 'em and
weep.
Here's a more detailed look at your compatibility scores for the other
vehicles on the list.
But don't delay! Your health, happiness and general well being are at stake
here. Don't drive that Dodge Dakota for another day.
It has been an honor and a privilege for Car-O-Scope to serve you in this
very important decision.
And, don't drive like my brother<<
Should I be insulted? I mean.... Mustang?!!?!?! =)
-miggity
PROJECT 13's --> slammed 88 Dakota / Magnum 360 swap in progress!!
miggitymike@fast4x4.net
http://surf.to.Project13s
"STOCK SUCKS!"
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