A rare occasion indeed! It must have been hard to keep a straight
face.!...........but they're out there -maybe one of those nuts or fruits
from dark powerless CA.!
----- Original Message -----
From: David D. <dodgedakotaquadcab@hotmail.com>
To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Sent: Thursday, March 29, 2001 12:08 PM
Subject: DML: Re: Engine Oil & Transmission Fluid Change..OMG!
> I stopped by my Dodge dealer to see my Manager buddy.
> I asked him,"what's new today?"
>
> He says,a guy came in this morning,butted his way up front,and demanded an
> immediate oil change.The service guys said,he would have to wait his
turn.He
> used the F-word,the A-word,the H-word,and stormed off...this was 710am.
>
> At 1135am,the same guy comes back to the dealer,and says he needs some
> help.Seems Mr.impatient left the dealer,and decided to do the LOF
> himself,plus a Tranny fluid change.The LOF went ok,till time came for the
> transmission fluid change.
>
> Mr Impatient decided,since he hadnt done the fluid change in 40,000
> miles,he would have it flushed.He called the local Valvoline and when they
> told him,it was $79 bucks,he said he'd do it himself.
>
> Mr. Impatient trimmed off his garden hose,and turned on the water,flushing
> out his tranny..(OMG!).He put the pan back on,and filled it with fluid..
>
> He says something is wrong.His tranny is slipping badly,even with the
proper
> ATF fluid...
>
> Now here's a real laugher.He says because he was "forced" to do it
> himself,he feels the Chrysler should "pay for the repair"
>
> No,it wasnt a Dakota..It was a Neon
>
>
> BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA....
>
>
> David Digney
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> Dynomax Super Turbo,Mobil 1 10w30,Mobil 1 Filter
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