Last night was Lisa's 21st, so we were at a favorite hole, saw a nice
looking red, Gen II parked out front. About an hour later. saw a guy stumble
into a tree and then falling into the passenger door. Took him about 4-6
minutes to get the door unlocked. I told the bartender, don't think it did
any good. He drove away. I was DD. So, I only drank 2 beers in about 4
hours. Got kinda hammered tonite though, went to a wedding reception, she
drove......
Chris
----- Original Message -----
From: Paul Macey <pmacey@ans.net>
To: <dakota-truck@buffnet.net>
Sent: Saturday, June 02, 2001 6:47 PM
Subject: DML: Our Fellow Stupid Dakota Drivers!
Gotta vent on this one (complaining not explaining!):
Ok, got me a new DAK QC that just had her cherry popped...first oil change
at 807 miles (swapped in 10w-30 for the factory 5w-30 oil)
Hmmm, got about half a tank of gas, lets go fill up at the local HESS
which just happens to have the cheapest 87 octane gas in town at $1.89 and
lets go for a cruise and have some fun!
Well after getting the bird twice for having to back in my new DAK QC to
align up at the pumps, I throw my AMEX card in and start the flow...in
drives a tasty 2001 DAK CC where I can see the owner is just starting some
exterior mods, takes the pit spot over at the next stall...he starts
pumping and does the mortal sin...lights a butt... in 2 seconds the loud
speaker blares...'put out that smoke'...could you believe it, two PUNKS
get out of that DODGE and start pushing around the attendant who came
running out of his glass house, to enforce a must common sense rule...a
friggen fight broke out..damn, I say, these youngsters with those hats
turned sideways on their shaved heads are really stupid DODGE owners, and
figured my 6 foot 1 inch 200 pound frame could sure help show some better
discression...never had the chance...2 other drivers pumping that liquid
gold did a WWF body slam to the most vocal Axxholes. What the hell is the
deal here people!
Damn, and me just wanting to toy around with my new truck..just drove it
home and parked it... Bummer!
Now I love my new DODGE, but have you folks run into really stupid DODGE
owners who you feel would be better off driving a honda?
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