Take the offending piece of luggage and the wife to the nearest interstate
overpass.
Throw the suitcase over onto the highway and laugh loudly as it gets run
over by several semis.
Turn to the wife and quietly say;
"Honey, I love You, but don't do that to MY DAK again.
-- Bill Pruitt '01 QC 4.7, Auto, Flo-Pro exhaust, K & N Homebrew 3" Air Intake Downey SST Tarp, Viper Alarm, RhinoLiner "Tail-Gate Open" warning light http://web.tampabay.rr.com/billspages/""(MAGNUM S/T)"" <hoegen@kersur.net> wrote in message news:9ion6c$rlm$1@bent.twistedbits.net... > Had to share my pain: > I was loading the bed of the truck after our vacation with the return > luggage and my wife decided to help :-(....she attempted to lift one of the > pieces of luggage over the rail of the bed.....but didnt quite make > it.....................yup :-(...........ya know that chalkboard > sound........Well...........I got a nice number of gashes (not > scratches)...gashes...right to the primer that any good for nuthin punk kid > vandal would envy :-( > > Of course after the initial.."I'm sorry honey"...then I got the..."well, I > thought YOU had it"...finally I got the....."its a damn truck, that's what > it's supposed to be used for"..... > > ....but wifey, dont ya understand.....it's not just a truck.......it's MY > truck...and its a DAK......sob...sob > > > -- > Kevin > 99 Solar Yellow Magnum S/T (the S/T stands for "scratched tail" !!!!!!!!! > WHY?? WHY?????) > Custom Graphix > Quick-D TB/K&N Intake > StreetScene RP w/Dual Hooker outlets > Flowmaster 50 Delta Flow-AR767s-Extang etc... > http://webpages.charter.net/khoegen > kevinhoegen@email.com > > > >
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