ROFL!!!
""Bernd D. Ratsch"" <bernd@texas.net> wrote in message
news:000001c17c0f$5c0b1b70$040aa8c0@homenet.com...
>
> I posted this to another list...but had to share my son's findings on
> this list as well:
>
> My 2-year old son found (over the last 6 months) the following "Special
> Features" in my '97 Dakota:
>
> (1) 3 CD's can actually fit into my Eclipse CD Player (Manufacturer only
> claims 1)
> (2) You can fit several Fish Shaped crackers into the cigarette lighter
> socket (and still be able to close it!)
> (3) There is a way to turn every knob/dial/switch on your dash...with
> one foot still on the steering wheel
> (4) The Hurst Billet Shifter IS 100% "Child Tested"
> (5) Those cool looking lighted switches from Radio Shack are NOT child
> proof (hehehe...he broke two of them)
> (6) You don't have to be tall to smack your head on the roof. (Ok, so
> you have to be jumping.)
> (7) The High-Beam lever has now been "stress tested" and will hold up
> under severe "clicking" maneuvers. (So will the battery and headlights!)
>
> (8) Starting your truck at 6am and having every single
> bell/whistle/doohickey go off is VERY annoying (without first having
> coffee).
>
> - Bernd
>
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