Re: How to unsubscribe

From: Brian Gonzales (gonzales@thuntek.net)
Date: Thu Jun 27 2002 - 07:28:12 EDT


Lol, I haven't seen that one in years!

On Wed, 2002-06-26 at 14:36, joel.esler@us.army.mil wrote:
>
> How to unsubscribe
>
> First, ask your Internet Provider to mail you an Unsubscribing
> Kit. Then follow these directions. The kit will most likely be
> the standard no-fault type. Depending on requirements, System
> A and/or System B can be used. When operating System A,
> depress lever and a plastic dalkron unsubscriber will be
> dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you
> have fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by
> the large "X" outlet hose. Twist the silver- coloured ring one
> inch below the connection point until you feel it lock.
>
> The kit is now ready for use. The Cin-Eliminator is activated
> by the small switch on the lip. When securing, twist the ring
> back to its initial condition, so that the two orange lines
> meet. Disconnect.
>
> Place the dalkron unsubscriber in the vacuum receptacle to the
> rear. Activate by pressing the blue button.
>
> The controls for System B are located on the opposite side.
> The red release switch places the Cin-Eliminator into
> position; it can be adjusted manually up or down by pressing
> the blue manual release button. The opening is self-
> adjusting. To secure after use, press the green button, which
> simultaneously activates the evaporator and returns the Cin-
> Eliminator to its storage position.
>
> You may log off if the green exit light is on over the
> evaporator. If the red light is illuminated, one of the Cin-
> Eliminator requirements has not been properly implemented.
> Press the "List Guy" call button on the right of the
> evaporator. He will secure all facilities from his control
> panel.
>
> To use the Auto-Unsub, first undress and place all your
> clothes in the clothes rack. Put on the velcro slippers
> located in the cabinet immediately below. Enter the shower,
> taking the entire kit with you. On the control panel to your
> upper right upon entering you will see a "Shower seal" button.
> Press to activate. A green light will then be illuminated
> immediately below. On the intensity knob, select the desired
> setting. Now depress the Auto-Unsub activation lever. Bathe
> normally.
>
> The Auto-Unsub will automatically go off after three minutes
> unless you activate the "Manual off" override switch by
> flipping it up. When you are ready to leave, press the blue
> "Shower seal" release button. The door will open and you may
> leave. Please remove the velcro slippers and place them in
> their container.
>
> If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the indicated
> blue button. When the twin panels open, pull forward by rings
> A & B. The knob to the left, just below the blue light, has
> three settings, low, medium or high. For normal use, the
> medium setting is suggested.
>
> After these settings have been made, you can activate the
> device by switching to the "ON" position the clearly marked
> red switch. If during the unsubscribing operation you wish to
> change the settings, place the "manual off" override switch in
> the "OFF" position. You may now make the change and repeat the
> cycle. When the green exit light goes on, you may log off and
> have lunch. Please close the door behind you.
>
>
> Joel Esler
> Network Security Analyst
>
>
>
>



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