Hey, DML!
The following is a little humor for Mr. St. Laurent, seein how he's in a
rant mode!
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:
CHICAGO
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One hand on wheel, middle finger out window:
NEW YORK
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One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of
traffic:
NEW JERSEY
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One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
BOSTON
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One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling
cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap:
LOS ANGELES
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Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA
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Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
talk to someone in back seat:
ITALY
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One hand on 12oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering
wheel while stuck in traffic:
SEATTLE
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One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake,
throwing McDonald's bag out the window:
TEXAS
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Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans
on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:
OKLAHOMA
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Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,
driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA
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One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister:
ARKANSAS
No Offense intended BTW...
Bob Smith (DAKSY2K on AIM)
(1 hand on wheel - 1 finger out window...)
Averill Park, NY
2K DAK SY Sport + V6 4X4 5 Speed
WebPage URL: http://home.nycap.rr.com/daksy/
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