Bob change the LA to read:
Both knees holding the wheel, left hand out the window with middle index up,
right hand on the cell phone calling 911, foot on the pedal meshed to floor,
Desert Eagle 50 handgun in lap and ready for any signs of trouble: LOS
ANGELES
Thanks for the humor.
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Steven St.Laurent
C4I System Engineer
Engineering Branch, PSD, MCTSSA
MARCORSYSCOM, U.S. Marine Corps
Office (760) 725-2506 (DSN Prefix: 365)
"Information learn is power for the intellectual mind...".
-----Original Message-----
From: DAKSY [mailto:rsmith13@nycap.rr.com]
Sent: Tuesday, February 11, 2003 5:59 PM
To: dakota-truck@dakota-truck.net
Subject: DML: O/T - How to identify where a driver is from
Hey, DML!
The following is a little humor for Mr. St. Laurent, seein how he's in a
rant mode!
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:
CHICAGO
*
One hand on wheel, middle finger out window:
NEW YORK
*
One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of
traffic:
NEW JERSEY
*
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
BOSTON
*
One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling
cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap:
LOS ANGELES
*
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA
*
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
talk to someone in back seat:
ITALY
*
One hand on 12oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering
wheel while stuck in traffic:
SEATTLE
*
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake,
throwing McDonald's bag out the window:
TEXAS
*
Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans
on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:
OKLAHOMA
*
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,
driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA
*
One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister:
ARKANSAS
No Offense intended BTW...
Bob Smith (DAKSY2K on AIM)
(1 hand on wheel - 1 finger out window...)
Averill Park, NY
2K DAK SY Sport + V6 4X4 5 Speed
WebPage URL: http://home.nycap.rr.com/daksy/
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