OKLAHOMA and ARKANSAS can also be used to describe WEST VIRGINIA!!!.......
(driver in those states may have been born in WV.)
(Ducking and running for cover in a Pa foxhole!!)
Ron-
'01 Dakota Sport 3.9 Supercharged
website: http://www.scsilverdak.com
e-mail: scsilverdak@hotmail.com
----- Original Message -----
From: "DAKSY" <rsmith13@nycap.rr.com>
To: <dakota-truck@dakota-truck.net>
Sent: Tuesday, February 11, 2003 8:59 PM
Subject: DML: O/T - How to identify where a driver is from
>
> Hey, DML!
> The following is a little humor for Mr. St. Laurent, seein how he's in a
> rant mode!
>
> One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:
> CHICAGO
> *
> One hand on wheel, middle finger out window:
> NEW YORK
> *
> One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of
> traffic:
> NEW JERSEY
> *
> One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
> BOSTON
> *
> One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling
> cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap:
> LOS ANGELES
> *
> Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
> OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA
> *
> Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
> talk to someone in back seat:
> ITALY
> *
> One hand on 12oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
> phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering
> wheel while stuck in traffic:
> SEATTLE
> *
> One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
> feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake,
> throwing McDonald's bag out the window:
> TEXAS
> *
> Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans
> on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:
> OKLAHOMA
> *
> Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,
> driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
> FLORIDA
> *
> One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister:
> ARKANSAS
>
> No Offense intended BTW...
>
> Bob Smith (DAKSY2K on AIM)
> (1 hand on wheel - 1 finger out window...)
> Averill Park, NY
> 2K DAK SY Sport + V6 4X4 5 Speed
>
> WebPage URL: http://home.nycap.rr.com/daksy/
>
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