Dude you have to much time on your hands> lol
I liked it though.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Josh Battles" <jbattles@bankfinancial.com>
To: <dakota-truck-moderator@bent.twistedbits.net>
Sent: Wednesday, May 07, 2003 3:23 PM
Subject: DML: Re: OT: but it still applies here
>
> You know, it's actually kinda sad because it's so true. Pretty funny
> though! Thanks for sharing Jon!
>
> --
> - Josh
> Lowered 2000 Dakota CC 3.9L
>
>
> ""Jon"" <jons@laserdrive.com> wrote in message
> news:b9bjsv$v99$1@bent.twistedbits.net...
> >
> > Q: How many mailing list subscribers does it take to change a light
bulb?
> >
> > A: 1,331:
> >
> > - 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the list that the light
> bulb
> > has been changed.
> >
> > - 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
> > light
> > bulb could have been changed differently.
> >
> > - 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
> >
> > - 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing
light
> > bulbs.
> >
> > - 53 to flame the spell checkers.
> >
> > - 156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light
> bulb
> > discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.
> >
> > - 41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
> >
> > - 109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please
> take
> > this e-mail exchange to alt.lite.bulb.
> >
> > - 203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and
> > alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
> >
> > - 111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light
> > bulbs
> > and therefore the posts ARE relevant to this mail list.
> >
> > - 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,
where
> > to
> > buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
> this
> > technique, and what brands are faulty.
> >
> > - 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light
bulbs.
> >
> > - 14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post
> corrected
> > URLs.
> >
> > - 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to
> > this
> > list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
> >
> > - 33 to summarize all posts to date, then quote them including all
> > headers
> > and footers, and then add "Me Too."
> >
> > - 12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they
> cannot
> > handle the light bulb controversy.
> >
> > - 19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three".
> >
> > - 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
> >
> > - 1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
> >
> > - 47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for,
> leave
> > it here.
> >
> > - 143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.
> >
> >
> > --
> > Jon Slavic
> > 2000 CC Intense Blue 4x4 4.7L V8
> > jons@laserdrive.com
> >
> > 2003 Jeep Liberty Limited
> > Bright Silver Metallic
> > 4x4 3.7L V6
> >
> >
>
>
>
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