sorry, can't take credit for that one, found it on a website and thought I
would share it.
-- Jon Slavic 2000 CC Intense Blue 4x4 4.7L V8 jons@laserdrive.com2003 Jeep Liberty Limited Bright Silver Metallic 4x4 3.7L V6 ""Chad Evans"" <hemidak@msn.com> wrote in message news:BAY4-DAV32k0qcITzSO00000a7e@hotmail.com... > > Dude you have to much time on your hands> lol > > I liked it though. > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Josh Battles" <jbattles@bankfinancial.com> > To: <dakota-truck-moderator@bent.twistedbits.net> > Sent: Wednesday, May 07, 2003 3:23 PM > Subject: DML: Re: OT: but it still applies here > > > > > > You know, it's actually kinda sad because it's so true. Pretty funny > > though! Thanks for sharing Jon! > > > > -- > > - Josh > > Lowered 2000 Dakota CC 3.9L > > > > > > ""Jon"" <jons@laserdrive.com> wrote in message > > news:b9bjsv$v99$1@bent.twistedbits.net... > > > > > > Q: How many mailing list subscribers does it take to change a light > bulb? > > > > > > A: 1,331: > > > > > > - 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the list that the light > > bulb > > > has been changed. > > > > > > - 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the > > > light > > > bulb could have been changed differently. > > > > > > - 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. > > > > > > - 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing > light > > > bulbs. > > > > > > - 53 to flame the spell checkers. > > > > > > - 156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light > > bulb > > > discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list. > > > > > > - 41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames. > > > > > > - 109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please > > take > > > this e-mail exchange to alt.lite.bulb. > > > > > > - 203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and > > > alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped. > > > > > > - 111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light > > > bulbs > > > and therefore the posts ARE relevant to this mail list. > > > > > > - 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, > where > > > to > > > buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for > > this > > > technique, and what brands are faulty. > > > > > > - 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light > bulbs. > > > > > > - 14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post > > corrected > > > URLs. > > > > > > - 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to > > > this > > > list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list. > > > > > > - 33 to summarize all posts to date, then quote them including all > > > headers > > > and footers, and then add "Me Too." > > > > > > - 12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they > > cannot > > > handle the light bulb controversy. > > > > > > - 19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three". > > > > > > - 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ. > > > > > > - 1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup. > > > > > > - 47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, > > leave > > > it here. > > > > > > - 143 votes for alt.lite.bulb. > > > > > > > > > -- > > > Jon Slavic > > > 2000 CC Intense Blue 4x4 4.7L V8 > > > jons@laserdrive.com > > > > > > 2003 Jeep Liberty Limited > > > Bright Silver Metallic > > > 4x4 3.7L V6 > > > > > > > > > > > >
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