Jon... I think you've been breathing too many exhaust fumes.
Although I have to admit that I'm interested by the Ram at that auction. No
way I could afford it, but unfortunately that doesn't stop me from being
interested :-).
-- Jason Bleazard http://www.bleazard.net Toronto, Ontario his: '95 Dakota Sport 4x4, 3.9 V6, 5spd, Reg. Cab, white hers: '01 Dakota Sport 4x4, 4.7 V8, Auto, Quad Cab, blackDidn't you read the disclaimer? http://www.they.com/disclaimer
----- Original Message ----- From: <jon@dakota-truck.net> Sent: Wednesday, May 07, 2003 8:33 PM
> All I need to do is win the lottery! Or maybe I can take up a > collection. If every DML member would donate five hundred dollars > or more to the "Help Jon create an obseenly excessive vehicle > collection", the world would be a far better place (for me). Just think, > for the equivalent of several hundred cups of coffee, you can make a > delusional screwball's dreams come true! In return for your generosity, > I will take pictures of the vehicles I buy and post them on my web > site for you, your family and your friends to cherish for generations to > come. Won't you please find it in your hearts to tighten your belts in > this time of need and shower me with money for no good reason whatsoever? > Why, just recently, a retired math teacher in southern Ontario pledged a > groovy custom Dodge Van to the cause, and YOU can do the same! ;-) > > (Offer not valid in all states, side effects may include abdominal > discomfort, anorexia, asthma, blood problems, chronic gastro-intestinal > blood loss, depression, depression Headache, diarrhoea, discomfort/pain > in the chest, dizziness, dryness of mouth, dyspepsia, epigastric distress, > eye pain, gastro-intestinal bleeding, hair loss, headache, hearing > impairment, heart and liver problems, heartburn, impotence, inability to > concentrate, increased frequency of passing urine, jaundice, joint pain, > kidney problems, lethargy, lightheadedness, loss of appetite, muscle > cramps, nasal congestions, nausea and vomiting, palpitation, pancreatitis, > peptic ulceration, postural hypotension, rash, renal problems, skin > rash, sleeplessness, tachycardia and paradoxical bradycardia, tinnitus, > tinnitus, tiredness, tremors, urate kidney stones, vertigo, > visual disturbances, vomiting, and in an insignificant minority of test > subjects, death. Member FDIC.) > > Please give today! :-)
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