Re: Idiot's @ Auto Zone.......(all true I swear)

From: Josh Battles (jbattles@bankfinancial.com)
Date: Wed Aug 06 2003 - 10:27:35 EDT


In HS, I convinced this kid in shop class that you never had to buy new
light bulbs. I told him that he could get a "lightbulb repair kit" from any
auto parts store... They sure got a laugh when he came in looking for
that...

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- Josh
Lowered 2000 Dakota CC 3.9L

<Olznut@aol.com> wrote in message news:12f.2f3c8bdb.2c61f52c@aol.com... > > > > > > Of course, otoh, there's the parts, uhh, folks, that thing they know more > about your car than you do, which I really can't stand. You guys are the > exception it sounds like. Kudos to you!! With me, it's "I need a set of valve cover > gaskets for my '66 Olds F-85" Him, "what size is the motor, wait, it's the 350 > isn't it" Me, "Uhh, no, it's a 330, she still has the original motor in it" Him > "can't be, nobody made a 330 and all the Oldsmobiles I've seen had 350 > Chevys" I hung up the phone..........But to give the guy some type of credit, the > 350 OLDS gaskets will work, most of them anyways :) The 330 Olds is the first > small block Olds, ran from '64-'90, and went from 260 cubes all the way to 403. > > > Now, does anyone remember Super Shops, or as we called it "Stupid Shops"? > Well, me and a bud decided to play a prank on one of their "pros". We called them > up and asked them if they had a patch kit for an Erson cam, you know, they > had a habit of going flat, so well, the guy actually told us to hold on and he > was going to go check his book, and after about 5 mins on hold, and us in tears > from laughing our tails off, he came back on and said that they didn't show > it and that they can more than likely special order it. We hung up and were > ROTFLMFAO!!!! > > Ed "Olznut" Halterman Sunland, Ca '01 Dakota Quad Cab SLT+ 4.7L 4x4 "Silver > Streak" '66 Olds F-85 330 V-8, Intense Blue "Project Olds" Will Be Finished > Sometime This Millenium!! > > >



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