... why drag racing a Dakota is better than $ex :-)
10. It is socially acceptable to race while others watch :-)
9. During a really hot race, if you call your Dakota the wrong name,
she will still finish the race :-)
8. Dakotas with small engines often outperform big engines :-)
7. You don't have to sit through a dinner and a show before you race :-)
6. Your Dakota won't leave you if you drive another Dakota :-)
5. You can drive hard, right from the start :-)
4. You and your Dakota always finish at the same time :-)
3. You always know where to put your hands :-)
2. Having the quickest ET is not a demoralizing result :-)
1. The crowd cheers when you finish first :-)
At 65, ALL of the above is irrelevant :-(
Bob
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