<jon@dakota-truck.net> wrote in message
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>
> My mistake. :-)
>
> You're really in this for the long haul, eh? Hired an actress
> so she can be on hand for "proof" 24 hours a day! Impressive!
> Probably going to go through with a fake wedding and everything
> eh? How many years did you hire the actress for? Or is it an
> open ended contract? How much does something like that cost
> anyway? ;-)
>
> No wonder you are looking for a new job! That's gotta be
> pricey. Probably cheaper than a "real" wife in the long run
> though. ;-)
>
> --
> -Jon-
OMG, that's just like the Joe Schmoe show on Spike TV!!!!!
-- - Josh Lowered 2000 Dakota CC 3.9L www.geocities.com/lenny187/dakota.html" Yeah, best not to think about it - just pretend to have a girlfriend, tell everyone you will be bringing her to the BBQ every year, when they get suspicious, pretend she is now your fiance and continue to say she will be at the "next" BBQ or Daktoberfest. If that doesn't work, use Photoshop to cut 'n paste a random woman sitting next to you on a couch. (Even better, have your sister or a pay a model to pose in the pic with you.) Show everyone at Daktoberfest, and hope for the best." - Jon Steiger
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