andy levy <andy-dml@levyclan.us> wrote:
: jon@dakota-truck.net wrote:
:> Yeah, best not to think about it - just pretend to have a
:> girlfriend, tell everyone you will be bringing her to the BBQ
:> every year, when they get suspicious, pretend she is now your
:> fiance and continue to say she will be at the "next" BBQ or
:> Daktoberfest. If that doesn't work, use Photoshop to cut 'n
:> paste a random woman sitting next to you on a couch. (Even
:> better, have your sister or a pay a model to pose in the pic
:> with you.) Show everyone at Daktoberfest, and hope for the best.
: Hey, hey, *HEY*....she was *not* a model, she's an /actress/.
My mistake. :-)
You're really in this for the long haul, eh? Hired an actress
so she can be on hand for "proof" 24 hours a day! Impressive!
Probably going to go through with a fake wedding and everything
eh? How many years did you hire the actress for? Or is it an
open ended contract? How much does something like that cost
anyway? ;-)
No wonder you are looking for a new job! That's gotta be
pricey. Probably cheaper than a "real" wife in the long run
though. ;-)
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