On Jan 27, 2005, at 6:59 PM, Michael Maskalans wrote:
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>
> On Jan 27, 2005, at 15:21, Jason Bleazard wrote:
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>> On Thu, January 27, 2005 1:35 pm, Michael Maskalans said:
>>>
>>> You know, I was thinking along these lines after reading this thread
>>> for a while. I think I might start getting some shitty place like
>>> that
>>> to change the RamCharger's oil. would be nice to get a replacement
>>> for
>>> a 200k 5.9 with dried out leaking gaskets all over the place.
>>
>> Mike: "You guys owe me a new engine"
>>
>> Jiffy Loob: "Uh... sir? They don't make that engine any more..."
>>
>> Mike: "That's okay, I'll accept a 5.7L HEMI in its place."
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> nonono, Jason. You're close though:
>
> Me: "That's okay, a 200,000 mile Cummins that's been just as
> well-cared for as the one you just wrecked will be fine. They're both
> 5.9s after all...."
>>
>> Doesn't sound so bad to me.
>
> Actually I just thought of another reason I should have someone else
> change my oil. I'll do it in 458 miles, and here's how it will go:
>
> Flunkey: "How can I help you?"
> me: "I'd like an oil change. Whose filters do you use?"
> Flunkey: "duurrrrr...."
> me: "Here's a M1 206. Use it."
> Flunkey: "Er, okay. Can I have your name?"
> me: "yes."
> Flunkey: "....."
> me: "....."
> Flunkey: "may I have your name?"
> me: "Mike Maskalans, M-A-S-K-A-L-A-N-S"
> Flunkey: "how many miles are on your vehicle, mister
> maaaaasaskljd;fheigruh?"
> me: "Seven."
> Flunkey: "......."
>
>
> and that would be worth it.
>
Oh, yes it would be. You've got to take me with you when you do that. I
gotta see it. (Side note: why I will never change my name when I get
married. Baker is nice and simple, a name like Maskalans is not.)
~~Anne
Anne Baker
'94 VW Jetta GL
Dak-by-association Mike's '98 V8 CC 4x4
patience@cif.rochester.edu
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