Mustangs, CJ wannabes and pure unadulterated evil (was: 1992 Dakota 5.2 Auto FS, Low Miles)

From: jon@dakota-truck.net
Date: Sat Apr 02 2005 - 01:12:18 EST


Jason Bleazard <dml@bleazard.net> wrote:
: On April 1, 2005 05:06 pm, jon@dakota-truck.net wrote:
:>
:> Square headlights? Oh the humanity! :-) Hey, maybe APC or one of
:> the other ricer "gaudy bolt-on" companies can come up with some sort of
:> "clip-on" round headlight that would go over the square ones. ;-)

: They have them. They're made out of self-adhesive contact paper that comes in
: colors that sort of somewhat match the color of the body paint. It's a
: square to match the YJ headlight with a circle cut in the center, so when you
: put it over the square headlight all you see is the round circle in the hopes
: of making a YJ look like a CJ.

: Cheeeeeeeeeeeezy.

    No friggin' way! I was kidding!!!!! :-O I don't know if I should
be extremely impressed with myself or very, very afraid of the obviously
evil thoughts lurking in my subconscious. Just to be on the safe side,
until this uncertainty passes, I plan to repeatedly jam my face into a rusty
cheese grater.

:> Ok ok, think "Mustang",

: Ow, my brain. Stop that :-).

   MUWAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA! NO! It is too late for you!
(All your brain is belong to us!!!)

: OK, I guess I did ask for it. That'll show me.

   Yes you did, now you must visualize an all-chrome late model
Taurus on 26" rims while you think about what you've done. :-)

-- 
                                          -Jon-

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