Re: Was: CarPLOW! now Tom's driving habits

From: Terrible Tom (SilverEightynine@aol.com)
Date: Sat Jan 13 2007 - 21:40:11 EST


jon@dakota-truck.net wrote:
> Terrible Tom <SilverEightynine@aol.com> wrote:
> : Barry Oliver wrote:
> :> :> Hmmm, Tom that statement reminds me of something...but I cannot put my
> :> finger on it...Josh, can you help on this? ;-)
> :> :> Terrible Tom wrote:
> :> :>> <snip> I'll pass you as fast as I can, so when you wreck, you are
> :>> behind me :-)
> :>>
>
> : Whats more ironic is that I now drive a little blue compact car...
>
>
> What would be even more ironic is if that little blue compact
> car actually WAS you, such that your past self ran your future self
> off the road. I don't know if such a thing is even possible, but
> if it is, Tom would be at the top of my list of people who could
> make it happen. Time, space, and the laws of physics mean very
> little inside the bowels of the Swamp. ;-)
>

This poses a very interesting query.

I *have* been thinking about taking the Neon out to DML HQ this coming
summer. Theoretically the little blue spinning car could have opened a
temporal vortex causing a burst of chronometric particles. The
particles could have reacted with my body causing them to be charged
with temporal energy. Its possible that if I were to drive the little
blue neon on the same stretch of the Ohio Turnpike, mile markers 89 and
90, where the Chronometric vortex occurred, that with my time-charged
atoms, I could be drawn into the vortex and pulled back in time to the
year 2004 when the initial event took place. While my other blue compact
car counter part (who would actually BE ME!) was pulled into the future
and into the year 2007!! This would mean that Tom driving the Ram circa
2004 will have caused Tom driving the Neon, circa 2007 to be run off the
road and thrown into a spinning vortex that would CREATE the temporal
distortion in the FIRST PLACE! Thus I would be both the cause and the
effect of a major cross-dimentional rift that could destroy the entire
universe!.... granted that's a worse case scenario - the destruction
may be limited to merely our own galaxy

hmm...

Maybe I should just take a bus...

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