Re: ADMIN: Dakota Mailing List Ettiquite [Monthly Posting]

From: Steve Preston (steveophonic@yahoo.com)
Date: Thu Mar 06 2008 - 23:23:57 EST


Nice,Jon! :)

Steve P.
 
--- jon@dakota-truck.net wrote:

 
> Steve,
>
> The issues you raise are of critical importance,
> but have no fear,
> they *are* being addressed - albeit outside of the
> normal channels.
> You see, anyone who subscribes to the DML
> automatically has malware
> loaded onto their computers which allows me to spy
> on them. (That
> reminds me, some of you *really* need to be more
> creative when
> choosing an online banking password!)
>
> Although nothing is mentioned officially in the
> DML rules (and I
> admit that I am unable to watch every member all of
> the time), rest
> assured that I *do* randomly monitor the personal
> etiquette of the
> DML. I enforce breaches of same by personally
> visiting the homes of
> those who have been found wanting, where I mete out
> various
> disciplinary actions, the most common of which is to
> wait until you
> fall asleep and then dump three bushels of thirsty,
> rabid weasels into
> your bed. (Up to 47% of said weasels may contain
> mange, and I reserve
> the right to attach friggin' laser beams to their
> heads.)
>
> Granted, this does tend to get expensive, what
> with first class
> round trip airfare and speculation in the rabid
> weasel futures market,
> but I feel that these issues are too important to
> ignore. You can
> expect enforcement to continue, as I do not
> anticipate the rising
> costs to be a major hurdle. Well, not until more of
> you change your
> online banking passwords, anyway.
>
> --
> -Jon-
>
> .- Jon Steiger -- jon@dakota-truck.net or
> jon@jonsteiger.com -.
> | '96 Kolb Firefly, '96 Suzuki Intruder,
> Miscellaneous Mopars |
> `--------------------------------
> http://www.jonsteiger.com --'
>
>

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